April 2010
1 post
March 2010
3 posts
“Last night, while I lay thinking here,
some Whatifs crawled inside my ear
and...”
– Shel Silverstein
“In 1822, an American soldier named Alexis St. Martin was accidentally shot in...”
– G.C.E. “O” Level Biology Matters textbook.
Wow.
February 2010
21 posts
Gleeky: re-blog and erase my answers. go! →
fuckyeahjaymamays:
1. The first character I fell in love with: Kurt 2. The character I never expected to love as much I do now: Emma 3. The character everyone else loves that I don’t: Rachel 4. The character I love that everyone else hates: Quinn! ): DUN H8 ON HUR 5. The character I used to love but don’t any longer: Kurt 6. The character I would shag anytime: Artie HAHA 7. The character I want...
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“Must throw away the condom aaaaarh! Cannot reuse. Definitely cannot reuse.”
– Ris Low, former beauty queen, on condoms.
JFC she is freaking golden. Idg how anyone can not like her!
The Story of Narcissus:
He came across a deep pool in a forest, from which he took a drink. As he did, he saw his reflection for the first time in his life and fell in love with the beautiful boy he was looking at, not realizing it was himself. Eventually, after pining away for a while, he realized that the image he saw in the pool was a reflection of himself. Realizing that he could not act upon this love, he tore at...
“Oh your daddy’s rich, and your ma is good-lookin’/So, hush, little...”
– Summertime by Billie Holiday (:
January 2010
3 posts
“I think you’re gorgeous, which is why I won’t be in a relationship...”
November 2009
3 posts
A Hard Day's Night
George: That's not your grandfather.
Paul: It is, you know.
George: But I've seen your grandfather. He lives in your house.
Paul: Oh, that's my other grandfather, but he's my grandfather, as well.
John: How do you reckon that one out?
Paul: Well, everyone's entitled to two, aren't they?
October 2009
3 posts
I want my pores to secrete glitter.
Is that too much to ask?
