:3 face + random sparkly idkwat + cute wavy fringe that looks detached from the rest of his hair cause it’s so floppy = ATGHohgp2980y71LIKJH;O28777
:3 face + random sparkly idkwat + cute wavy fringe that looks detached from the rest of his hair cause it’s so floppy = ATGHohgp2980y71LIKJH;O28777
Last night, while I lay thinking here,
some Whatifs crawled inside my ear
and pranced and partied all night long
and sang their same old Whatif song:
Whatif I’m dumb in school?
Whatif they’ve closed the swimming pool?
Whatif I get beat up?
Whatif there’s poison in my cup?
Whatif I start to cry?
Whatif I get sick and die?
Whatif I flunk that test?
Whatif green hair grows on my chest?
Whatif nobody likes me?
Whatif a bolt of lightning strikes me?
Whatif I don’t grow taller?
Whatif my head starts getting smaller?
Whatif the fish won’t bite?
Whatif the wind tears up my kite?
Whatif they start a war?
Whatif my parents get divorced?
Whatif the bus is late?
Whatif my teeth don’t grow in straight?
Whatif I tear my pants?
Whatif I never learn to dance?
Everything seems well, and then
the nighttime Whatifs strike again!
— Shel Silverstein
In 1822, an American soldier named Alexis St. Martin was accidentally shot in the stomach at close range. Surprisingly, St. Martin survived and became a walking experiment for an army doctor, William Beaumont. The hole in Alexis’ abdomen never healed properly, so Beaumont could actually look in and study the digestive process as it happneed. With Alexis’ consent, Beaumont carried out a series of experiments through this hole, lasting nine years. Beaumont could press on the abdomen above the liver and obtain yellow liquid through the hole. He also removed an analysed stomach contents.
—
G.C.E. “O” Level Biology Matters textbook.
Wow.
1. The first character I fell in love with: Kurt
2. The character I never expected to love as much I do now: Emma
3. The character everyone else loves that I don’t: Rachel
4. The character I love that everyone else hates: Quinn! ): DUN H8 ON HUR
5. The character I used to love but don’t any longer: Kurt
6. The character I would shag anytime: Artie HAHA
7. The character I want to be like: …Tina? Idk lol
8. The character I’d slap: Rachel
9. A pairing that I love: Will/Emma
10. A pairing that I hate: Rachel/Puck
11. Favourite character: Quinn? Tina? Artie? Mike?
12. My three favourite characters: Artie, Quinn, Kurt
13. My three least favourite characters: Rachel, Terri, Rachel. W/e
14. Which character I am most like: Quinn, probably
Push it, baby!
unf.
(via fuckyeahchriscolfer)
*melt*